Saturday, January 2, 2010

Ape's first time.

Tap, tap, tap, ahem....is this thing on? Man I feel like Mercury and Bowie: Under Pressure. Publish or perish. Is that what they say? Now what the hell am I supposed to do here? Vent, reveal my innermost thoughts, reveal my mindless thoughts or take on the world? Maybe I'll hit on all of them at one time or another.

All right so it's a new year and a new decade
. As you know we had our traditional Chinese food on day 1. I don't care what anyone says, you can not have Chinese food leftovers. Cold pizza maybe yes but Chinese food has to be eaten when it's made.

Hey Richie, I don't think I agree with that Fitzgerald guy about exclamation marks. I think it's used to lighten up whatever you're saying so your words don't read as a "drag". That's how I use them.

Damn, it's late again. Ten minutes after finishing the dark chocolate Marcona Spanish Almonds and twenty minutes before finding something else to eat. Time to end this day. Am I supposed to sign off, trail off or just stop typing?

10 comments:

  1. Hmmm...Duane, do you really want to talk about stuff being a "drag"? You do realize I have my secret stash of 80's photos I haven't even begun to scan yet...

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  2. I like when "the ape" writes...I'm sure I will love to "H"ear him speak :)

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  3. Oh yeah Richie, those pics where I look like k.d.lang?

    Thank you Jean-Mi. I like you!

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  4. No, the ones where you look like Patti Page.

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  5. You had me at 'tap tap tap' Duane....why do I feel a new addiction comin' on? *sigh*

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  6. LOL, I agree with the chinese food leftovers, but there is an exception. If you take General Tso's Chicken, slice it up and cook it up with a couple of scrabble eggs it can be really good!

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  7. Now everyone will see the side of the Ape that only few have seen.He has won me over!

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  8. I agree with Frank. The Ape knows how to string a sentence together. Interesting contrast to the FB image of the Ape. I'm liking it a lot.
    Encore!

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  9. "General Tso's Chicken and the Other Side of Ape". Sounds like novel or an art film. Works for me!

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  10. You are dead on right about the Chinese reheat ... BLECHHHHH!!!

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